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Elevate Your Stay - Hotelicopter

thehotness:

Check out this behemoth!

Upon a further inspection of the finer points the ‘hotelicopter’ has to offer.

“..coffee machine, non-smoking, and unlike the A380, there are no restrictions on how much sex you can have in your cabin.”

All I can think is the Hindenburg meets the Titanic.

The IBS - “Let’s face it - traveling today is getting to be a real pain in the ass. Long security lines, flight delays and cancellations, having to put your 3 ounce liquids into little plastic baggies, paying $8 for a freakin’ sandwich on a $800 flight? It’s madness, I tell you, pure madness!”

Yeah, I guess we could always just spring for the ultimate in affordability with the Hotelicopter, what’s the cost by the way? ANSWER: too expensive to even mention on the site. I might have to go for the $8.00 freakin’ sandwich.

“The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience.”

What adrenaline junkie wouldn’t want to fly on the safest, most cushy, and elegant ride in the world… nothing like getting your blood pumping with some shiatsu massage then onto the tanning beds!

NICE WORK ON THE CG GUYS.